Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
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She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
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I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
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