so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
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I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
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Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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