it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Another day, another engagement, another cat
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
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