i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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