i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Randomize
