Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
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