so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
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Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
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and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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