Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
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All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
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Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Why did my mother make you get naked?
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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