So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Randomize
