remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
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How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
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Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
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