she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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