David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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