This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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