And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I am one with the molecules
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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