Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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