Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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