The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Are my feet made of real feet?
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You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
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And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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