Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
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i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
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woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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