yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
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I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
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Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I'm always down for nudity.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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