Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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