We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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