Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
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