Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
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I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
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Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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