i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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