We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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