google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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