Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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