i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
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Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
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You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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