We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Enjoy the penises
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
