and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
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