I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Do vagina's smell?
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
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she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
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I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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