Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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