I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
do herpes really smell.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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