OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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