Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
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It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
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I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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