im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
my poor anus
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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