Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
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you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
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I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Come on in and take your pants off
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