you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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