Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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