Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
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the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
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WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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