i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
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Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
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He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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