Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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