RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
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He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
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If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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