Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
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I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
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I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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