we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
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He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
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In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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