quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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