sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
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Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
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I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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