They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
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Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
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I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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