I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
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The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
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You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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