I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
where does the pee come out of this thing
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
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the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
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i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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