Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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