if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
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They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
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I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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