i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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