all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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