she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
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